Toy Story 3 Quotes

Here are the memorable Toy Story 3 Quotes. Viewers will really love it and they will remember this funny quotes.

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C’mon. Let’s go see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Andy’s Mom: [from trailer]
[speaking to someone else]
Andy’s Mom: Andy’s going to college. Can you believe it?
Andy: Mom, I’m not leaving ’til Friday.
Andy’s Mom: [about Andy's toys in the toy chest] What are you going to do with these old toys?

Molly: [Andy is climbing up the ladder to the attic to put his toys away when Molly walks out of her room carrying a box] Uh!
[a small heavy ball falls out of the box]
Andy: You need a hand?
Molly: I got it!
Andy: Here.
[he puts the ball back and picks up the box]
Andy: So, you gonna miss me when I’m gone?
Molly: If I say no, do I still get your room?
Andy: [they walk down the stairs] Nope.

Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who’s ready for Ken’s dream tour?
Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear: Let’s show our new friends where they’ll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you’ll just want to step right this way…
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I’m Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear: Come on, Ken, recess don’t last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

Ken: [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this… well, this is where I live. It’s got a disco, it’s got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: [gasps] You have everything!
Ken: Everything… except someone to share it with…
[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]

Woody: [Woody is trying to find directions to Andy's house on Bonnie's mother's computer. Suddenly a chat window pops up, and Woody reads the username of its sender] Who’s “Velocistar237″…?
Trixie: [knocks woody aside and starts typing frantically] Oh! That’s just a dinosaur toy down the street, that’s nothing, let just take care of that.
[finishes typing]
Trixie: It’s just a dinosaur!
Woody: All right…

Sergeant: [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We’ve done our duty. Andy’s grown up.
Soldier: Let’s face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear: Trash bags?
Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
[they jump out]

Chunk: [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh… You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch: Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken: Okay, now you start.
Barbie: I…
Ken: love…
Barbie: you! Oh!
Ken: See? That time I said “love”! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Barbie: [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay…
Ken: I…
Barbie: love…
Ken: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie: [laughing] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch: [grabbing Ken's collar] C’mon, Romeo. We’re late.

[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
Woody: [voice box] There’s a snake in my boot!
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody: I’d like to join your posse, boys, but first I’m gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie: A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie: We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie: You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie: It’s good for you, but don’t drink too much or you’ll have to – Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Woody: [Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me…
Mr. Pricklepants: Shh!
[he freezes]
Woody: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants: Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup: The guy’s just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup: [to Woody] My name’s Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Buttercup] Shh!
Trixie: Hello! I’m Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants: [at Trixie] Shhh!
Trixie: [back at him] Shhh!
Woody: [waves his arms] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don’t know where I am…
Trixie: We’re either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I’m pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun – you’ll be fine!
Woody: No, no no no, I…
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]

The Toy Story 3 Quotes are funny but memorable. I really like it.